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Reply #30 posted 02/01/19 2:54pm

kevinpnb

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“She asked me for the pepper
While she was lookin at the salt
No matter which one I choose
It’s always li’l Prince’s fault.”
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Reply #31 posted 02/01/19 4:16pm

RJP1205

Pretty Man always makes me smile...how he 'wears his knickers around his booty tight' and puts on his cologne and 'I smell myself'... funny man. 💜
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Reply #32 posted 02/01/19 5:42pm

sulls

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Yo, man. U oughta let me HAVE fifty dollars, man.
"I like to watch."
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Reply #33 posted 02/01/19 5:54pm

CAL3

Unintentionally funny: "once again I don't follow trends / they just follow me"

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Most cringeworthy: "i promised myself not to come until she does / and she took both hands and a liar i was"

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My fave intentionally funny: the Cap'n Crunch bit in 'Joint 2 Joint'

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Reply #34 posted 02/02/19 12:24am

JohnShaft

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"London, what does Big Ben say?"

Who's the private d*ck that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Who's the man that would risk his neck for his brother man?
Who's the cat who won't cop out when there's danger all about?
John Shaft ... Damn Right!
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Reply #35 posted 02/02/19 5:26am

TheBigBang

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StrangeButTrue said:

Where was i?

Oh yes

A gentleman he was

He never spoke about her nose
So prominent because
In the dark it glowed
If she was only tan
Instead of so

Lily white

Her name was Doris

But he called her Flo

as in -escent

That ain't right

Flourescent

Every night

Situation bound to fail

as sure as Doris' skin was pale

Money might talk but what does it say

You better get busy if you wanna get paid

and boy I was fine back in the day

You can always gauge how funny a Prince lyric is by the reaction of your kids in the backseat as you're driving. That last line always cracked my kids up. It was probably more for the way he delivered it, but every single time "Boy I was fine back in the day!" would make them burst out laughing.

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Reply #36 posted 02/02/19 5:29am

TheBigBang

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sulls said:

Yo, man. U oughta let me HAVE fifty dollars, man.

Lots of good ones in that sequence. I like "They beat his ass so bad, change fell out his pocket."

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Reply #37 posted 02/02/19 5:49am

BlueShakooo

In the beginning
god made the sea,
but on the 7th day
he made me.
"Don't get too serious, it's just a dream."
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Reply #38 posted 02/02/19 7:02am

StrangeButTrue

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Close your eyes
I'm gonna cover your ass with this sheet
And I want you to pump your hips like you used to
And, baby, you better stay on the beat
if it was just a dream, call me a dreamer 2
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Reply #39 posted 02/02/19 7:53am

barnswallow

"Sir, I'm sorry

This club has a very strict dress code

We do not accept bluejeans"

"What U mean?

It don't take Stevie Wonder 2 see I got on the right clothes in here

I need 2 get up in this club

Hell, I could buy every one of ya!"

"We're not for sale"

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Reply #40 posted 02/02/19 7:54am

TheBigBang

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Style is Ali's jab

Style is hailin' a cab...

...then, you know

Givin' 'em the finger when they pass yo' ass.

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Reply #41 posted 02/03/19 10:55am

NorthC

Isn't it "not giving them the finger when they pass yo ass"?
I'll listen to it to check, but that's how I always heard it.
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