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Thread started 01/31/19 5:24pm

lonelyalien

Prince's funniest lyric?

Which song lyric makes you smile when you hear it I know prince had a good sense of humour what do you think?

I'm just like everybody else I need love.....and water.
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Reply #1 posted 01/31/19 6:00pm

soladeo1

“Tonight you’re a star...and I’m the Big Dipper...”
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Reply #2 posted 01/31/19 6:06pm

SoulAlive

“damn Delores,pick another subject,please....introduce the carpet to something other than your knees”

lol
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Reply #3 posted 01/31/19 9:02pm

iZsaZsa

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Well, maybe not the ride

What?
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Reply #4 posted 01/31/19 9:07pm

iZsaZsa

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Something is burning on the stove

What?
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Reply #5 posted 01/31/19 9:15pm

PennyPurple

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My face is red, I stand corrected.



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Reply #6 posted 01/31/19 9:32pm

TrivialPursuit

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We are what we eat
So we must eat a leaf
We'll dine under a tree
Unless it snows

This experience will cover courtship, sex, commitment, fetishes, loneliness, vindication, love, and hate.
http://bit.ly/1D3FG2U
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Reply #7 posted 01/31/19 11:17pm

BlueShakooo

To whomever it may concern

You must come to your senses

There are no kings on this earth

only princes

"Don't get too serious, it's just a dream."
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Reply #8 posted 01/31/19 11:42pm

BlueShakooo

Something's funky -

is it your breath or mine?

I had the regular chips,

you had them other kind.

"Don't get too serious, it's just a dream."
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Reply #9 posted 01/31/19 11:49pm

Boydie

Every verse of "Blue Light" is hilarious and makes me smile EVERY time I listen to it:

Oh well, here we are again
Lookin' for something to get us in the mood
I tell each and every one of my friends
That the love we make is really pretty rude
But they don't believe me cause it's written all over my face
Like Evian and the deep blue sea
You and me got different taste
You like it in the dark but I like a
Blue light...

You say you wish I was shy
I always take a simple thing and push it way to far
But baby, that's the problem with you and I
You say not in public but I say in the car
Say, we need to get wild again like it was when we first met
Close your eyes and count to ten and when you open 'em,
I'll be standing naked with nothing but a smile on
Blue light....

I'll be 117
You'll be still sayin' "Baby not 2 night"
It's easy to see us on the cover of a magazine
"Double heart attack, couple both die in a fight"
Oh Baby! I don't want to cross that road 'cause I love you 2 much
I'd do anything just to heat up your cold touch
Anything I would do, but up until you tell me to
Blue light...
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Reply #10 posted 01/31/19 11:52pm

BlueShakooo

On the "One Nite Alone"-Tour he performed "Adore" in Hamburg

and sang:

"...was I the first?

or at least the second?"

"Don't get too serious, it's just a dream."
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Reply #11 posted 02/01/19 12:03am

BlueShakooo

"Tony, get on the mic!"
"Don't get too serious, it's just a dream."
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Reply #12 posted 02/01/19 1:49am

milesb

BlueShakooo said:

"Tony, get on the mic!"

Good one!

My password is what
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Reply #13 posted 02/01/19 1:56am

ForbiddenFruit

Let's see, body oil, check
Incense, check
Environmental records, double check!
I'm get some serious drawers tonight, think I ain't?
Let's see, if I tell Gilbert and 'Rome to meet me eleven then I creep at 10
That'll give me an hour of free reign
Mo' drawers (Mo' drawers)

9:30 - gettin' dressed
I had a couple sips of wine
Boo! - I swear to God
My suit was hangin' fine
Everybody at the club freaked
When I stepped from the limousine
They said - "Ooh, it's good to see ya"
I said - "Oh, it's good to be seen you know what I mean?"

Tell you what's good
It's a good thing we live close 'cause I almost suffocated in that car
Next time I won't wear so much Paco Rabinni or whatever that stuff...
I wonder if they got potato chips up in this...
Man, this ain't like them house parties we used to go to
That's alright, I'm clean

Tonight, hey, I'm a movie star
I see myself on a silver screen, huh
Tonight, it don't matter who you are
I'm the only star on the scene
You know what I mean?

Man, I hate makin' movies
But I like that money, think I don't? Hmph

Check me out
I just walk in, don't even find a seat
Just threw my coat right on the floor
Grab somebody for a quick dance
Boy or girl - it don't matter no more, I'm hot!
Ha, ha, ha ¨C shit
Mix was right
Bold, Lord

Ouch! Ha, ha
Baby, do you want to, do you want to get off?

Tonight, I'm a movie star
I see myself up on the silver screen
Tonight, it don't matter
I'm the star on the scene
Ouch!

Mix was right
On the one, the kick drum hit the triple beat
Baby, I was poppin'
Did one spin, did a second, did the splits
Came up, looked around, the joint was hoppin'
Hoppin'! The joint was hoppin'!
Somebody say "Movie Star!"

So check it out, you want to dance?
Are you wearing that Paco Rabbit or whatever you call it?
Oh wow, that's dog
What? Speak up, I can't hear over that suit
Maybe you can hear this?

Am I supposed to be impressed?
That's right, Rolls Royce
Check it out, baby
You want to dance now?
Maybe next song
Yeah right, dance floor is not big enough, fat cow

Ooh, the mix, it's about the mix
Ooh baby, I like that, but the kid gonna show you a few tricks
Can I play with you?

Baby, let's creep, I had enough of this action
Bartender, on the house
Give everybody in here somethin'
Man, I don't care
I got money to spare, you're cute and your music's thumpin'
Yo baby, get the check
"Yo baby" my behind, I need my money

Say Brother Carothers, can I get some credit?
No? Much money I done spent in this nasty joint?
You need to be slapped!
Darlin', shall we leave now?
Go to Hades, boy!

So you like my crib?
It's not mine, it's rented
Say, how much did you have to drink?

What's the biggest lake you've ever been in?

So, do you like environmental records?
Crickets chirpin', water rushin'
Supposed to make you horny
It just make me want to go to the bathroom
Actually this one's not bad, check it out
So like, what's your name?
Oh wow, that's dog!

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Reply #14 posted 02/01/19 5:01am

iZsaZsa

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On how U view your role in eternity The School House Rock melody smile

What?
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Reply #15 posted 02/01/19 8:23am

SoulAlive

"you better be happy that dress is still on.....I heard the rip when you sat down"

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Reply #16 posted 02/01/19 8:26am

SoulAlive

Midnight snack, my ass! Bought 7 packs of cookies, thinking they would last.... I'll be damned, baby ate the wrapper too....Then looked at me and said, "Nigga, I'll eat U, 2!----from the unreleased song "Work That Fat"

biggrin


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Reply #17 posted 02/01/19 9:17am

liltalkm

Baby, there's one thing the Lord loves and that's the truth
And baby, you one ugly motherfucker

Cause tomorrow is taking too long
and yesterday's too far away
and the reality that you believe in begins to bind.
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Reply #18 posted 02/01/19 9:27am

purplepolitici
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iZsaZsa said:

Well, maybe not the ride

cop The winner!!! biggrin

I'm fuckin Goldilocks up in the forest, in the 3 bear house, eatin they motherfuckin porridge music.
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Reply #19 posted 02/01/19 9:38am

wonderboy

Vicky waiting....
So I try my best to ad lib
I told the joke about the woman
Who asked her lover "Why is your organ so small?"
He replied "I didn't know I was playing in a cathedral."
Vicki didn't laugh at all
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Reply #20 posted 02/01/19 10:01am

RJOrion

Now put that suitcase down
And go in there
And put on that wig I bought you
No, No
No, No
The reddish-brown one
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Reply #21 posted 02/01/19 10:02am

RJOrion

I'm sorry baby, that's the rules
I pay the rent in this raggedy motherfucker
And all you do is suck up food and heat
Say what? Oh yeah?
For someone who can't stand them T.V. dinners
You sure eat enough of them motherfuckers
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Reply #22 posted 02/01/19 10:11am

NorthC

U been seeing that rich motherfucker again
What does he do 4 a living?
Manage rock stars?
Who, Prince? Ain't that a bitch
That skinny motherfucker with the high voice

Is that it? Wake me when U're done
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Reply #23 posted 02/01/19 10:35am

StrangeButTrue

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Where was i?

Oh yes

A gentleman he was

He never spoke about her nose
So prominent because
In the dark it glowed
If she was only tan
Instead of so

Lily white

Her name was Doris

But he called her Flo

as in -escent

That ain't right

Flourescent

Every night

Situation bound to fail

as sure as Doris' skin was pale

Money might talk but what does it say

You better get busy if you wanna get paid

and boy I was fine back in the day

if it was just a dream, call me a dreamer 2
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Reply #24 posted 02/01/19 10:39am

NorthC

^Yeah, that's another good one.

She knew which fork 2 use but she couldn't dance
So he hipped her 2 the funk in exchange 4 the finance
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Reply #25 posted 02/01/19 11:32am

StrangeButTrue

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NorthC said:

^Yeah, that's another good one. She knew which fork 2 use but she couldn't dance So he hipped her 2 the funk in exchange 4 the finance

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That song is jam on toast funky.

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Another favorite silly line is "I got two sides and they both friends"

if it was just a dream, call me a dreamer 2
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Reply #26 posted 02/01/19 12:43pm

dodger

Maybe not a lyric but Mashed Potato Girl is gold.
The different voices he uses.
‘You eat like a fuckin parakeet.’
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Reply #27 posted 02/01/19 1:02pm

wonderboy

Everytime we're out on a date.
I want to love you, you made me wait.
Then you told me I look like a pimp.
But honey, I noticed you waited 'til after dinner, 18 jumbo shrimp, damn.
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Reply #28 posted 02/01/19 1:43pm

StrangeButTrue

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lol yes

if it was just a dream, call me a dreamer 2
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Reply #29 posted 02/01/19 1:45pm

laytonian

From the heart of Minnesota
Here come the Purple Yoda

Welcome to "the org", laytonian… come bathe with me.
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