Prince's Death Investigation: Part 6,348
First of all, happy 2057 everyone!
Now... down to business.
So i heard they've now analysed a spec of dust found in the elevator. Using brand new radiocoliopic technology, they were able to ascertain that the spec came from a French Gypsy named Pierre Croissant. Apparently this guy had ties to the Russian mob, or something. More details to follow as they come to light.
In other news, I recently tracked down a man who had bought a pair of Prince's boots off ebay when the Estate auctioned off all his stuff because they needed money due to mismanaging the music releases. I asked him if i could see the boots. When we met, I stole the boots and threw him off a bridge. I now keep them under my pillow and all that is all ok because it helps me with my grief process.
Big ups to June7 for keeping these threads alive... and congrats on the new teeth.
Peace & b wild everyone (but don't break a hip)