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Thread started 10/23/18 1:28pm

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Prince Definition on Urban Dictionary

A person who looks like a man but dresses like a straight up bitch. But beware, this creature is far more powerful than you think. He will use his mesmerizing looks as his weapon and take away all the women in your life: your momma, sister, aunts, girlfriend, mother-in-law, and even your grandmother. He loves the color Purpleand velvet fabric. No one will ever understand how he gets so many chicks, knowing he looks like one. He will also beat you at basketball; along with his Revolution, and later feed you pancakes like the little sore loser bitch that you are.

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Reply #1 posted 10/23/18 1:45pm

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I like this one better:



The God of Music. Prince Rogers Nelson. The best musician to ever exist in the history of mankind. Master of over 59 different musical instruments. One of the most prolific artists ever, including enough music in his vault to release new albums for over 50 years upon his death. Winner of countless lifetime and album awards. Inventor of the "Minneapolis sound", a very funky style of music. Calls Detroit his second home due to earlier career success, despite never having lived there. Heterosexual. Changed his name to an unpronounceable symbol for a short time to work around contract restraints with Warner Brothers.

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Reply #2 posted 10/23/18 2:41pm

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FullLipsDotNose said:

A person who looks like a man but dresses like a straight up bitch. But beware, this creature is far more powerful than you think. He will use his mesmerizing looks as his weapon and take away all the women in your life: your momma, sister, aunts, girlfriend, mother-in-law, and even your grandmother. He loves the color Purpleand velvet fabric. No one will ever understand how he gets so many chicks, knowing he looks like one. He will also beat you at basketball; along with his Revolution, and later feed you pancakes like the little sore loser bitch that you are.



Very good! 😀
Both are good.
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Reply #3 posted 10/24/18 2:54am

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FullLipsDotNose said:

A person who looks like a man but dresses like a straight up bitch. But beware, this creature is far more powerful than you think. He will use his mesmerizing looks as his weapon and take away all the women in your life: your momma, sister, aunts, girlfriend, mother-in-law, and even your grandmother. He loves the color Purpleand velvet fabric. No one will ever understand how he gets so many chicks, knowing he looks like one. He will also beat you at basketball; along with his Revolution, and later feed you pancakes like the little sore loser bitch that you are.


Laugh out loud funny.

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Reply #4 posted 10/24/18 4:42am

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leecaldon said:

FullLipsDotNose said:

A person who looks like a man but dresses like a straight up bitch. But beware, this creature is far more powerful than you think. He will use his mesmerizing looks as his weapon and take away all the women in your life: your momma, sister, aunts, girlfriend, mother-in-law, and even your grandmother. He loves the color Purpleand velvet fabric. No one will ever understand how he gets so many chicks, knowing he looks like one. He will also beat you at basketball; along with his Revolution, and later feed you pancakes like the little sore loser bitch that you are.


Laugh out loud funny.

The Funniest part is that its all straight up TRUE...

“LOVE IS THE MASTERPLAN”
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Reply #5 posted 10/24/18 8:09am

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Excuse me. What's a "Straight up Bitch" ? eek

How long do u wanna be loved? Is forever enough, is forever enough?
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Reply #6 posted 10/24/18 11:33am

onlyforaminute

I'd say the whole trying to be funny on those definitions were a swing and a miss.

Year of Return 2019
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Reply #7 posted 10/24/18 6:06pm

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PennyPurple said:

I like this one better:



The God of Music. Prince Rogers Nelson. The best musician to ever exist in the history of mankind. Master of over 59 different musical instruments. One of the most prolific artists ever, including enough music in his vault to release new albums for over 50 years upon his death. Winner of countless lifetime and album awards. Inventor of the "Minneapolis sound", a very funky style of music. Calls Detroit his second home due to earlier career success, despite never having lived there. Heterosexual. Changed his name to an unpronounceable symbol for a short time to work around contract restraints with Warner Brothers.


Really? That reads like clickbait to me.
If it's inteded to be fun, it's not that fun.
Especially "heterosexual", a very gratuitous and despicable label stitching,
it has nothing to do with the art.

The internet is full of shit.

The Colors R brighter, the Bond is much tighter
No Child's a failure
Until the Blue Sailboat sails him away from his dreams
Don't Ever Lose, Don't Ever Lose
Don't Ever Lose Your Dreams
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Reply #8 posted 10/25/18 11:09am

poppys

bonatoc said:

PennyPurple said:

I like this one better:



The God of Music. Prince Rogers Nelson. The best musician to ever exist in the history of mankind. Master of over 59 different musical instruments. One of the most prolific artists ever, including enough music in his vault to release new albums for over 50 years upon his death. Winner of countless lifetime and album awards. Inventor of the "Minneapolis sound", a very funky style of music. Calls Detroit his second home due to earlier career success, despite never having lived there. Heterosexual. Changed his name to an unpronounceable symbol for a short time to work around contract restraints with Warner Brothers.


Really? That reads like clickbait to me.
If it's inteded to be fun, it's not that fun.
Especially "heterosexual", a very gratuitous and despicable label stitching,
it has nothing to do with the art.

The internet is full of shit.


Agree. And can people please stop saying unpronounceable symbol, so what?

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Reply #9 posted 10/25/18 11:23am

NorthC

Of course Prince didn't play 60 instruments.
Of course he was heterosexual.
Of course the symbol wasn't unpronounceable. It's pronounced Tafkap.
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We really are running out of things to talk about, aren't we? What we need is one of those albums that will keep coming for the next 50 years. An album with Prince at the piano or something...
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