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Thread started 03/24/19 10:40am

KingBAD

"dave's not here..."

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get some aid. The office worker asked,

OFFICE WORKER – How many children do you have?

WOMAN – Ten.

OFFICE WORKER – What are their names?

WOMAN – David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David.

OFFICE WORKER – They’re all named David? What if you wanted them to come in from playing outside?

WOMAN – Oh that’s easy. I just call David and they all come running.

OFFICE WORKER – And if you wanted them to come to the table for dinner?

WOMAN – I just say, David come eat your dinner?

OFFICE WORKER – But what if you wanted just one of them to do something?

WOMAN – That’s easy. I use their last name!

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

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Reply #1 posted 03/24/19 11:02am

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lol lol lol

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Reply #2 posted 03/24/19 6:40pm

KingBAD

Little David was in his 5th-grade class when the teacher

asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up --

fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
David was being uncharacteristically quiet

and so the teacher asked him about his father.

'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar

and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.

Sometimes, if the offer is... really good,

he'll go out to the alley with some guy and

make love with him for money.'

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,

hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring,

and took little David aside to ask him,

'Is that really true about your father?'

'No,' said David,

'He drives a truck for Swift

but I was too embarrassed to say that

in front of the other kids.'

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

"KingBAD… We have Porsche. We have cable. How about it BABY?"

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Reply #3 posted 03/25/19 10:04am

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KingBAD said:

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get some aid. The office worker asked,

OFFICE WORKER – How many children do you have?

WOMAN – Ten.

OFFICE WORKER – What are their names?

WOMAN – David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David.

OFFICE WORKER – They’re all named David? What if you wanted them to come in from playing outside?

WOMAN – Oh that’s easy. I just call David and they all come running.

OFFICE WORKER – And if you wanted them to come to the table for dinner?

WOMAN – I just say, David come eat your dinner?

OFFICE WORKER – But what if you wanted just one of them to do something?

WOMAN – That’s easy. I use their last name!

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol




George Foreman and his five sons all named "George" are not amused.



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Reply #4 posted 03/25/19 11:55am

PurpleJedi

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lol lol lol

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #5 posted 03/25/19 4:17pm

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Reply #6 posted 03/25/19 4:56pm

KingBAD

RodeoSchro said:

KingBAD said:

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get some aid. The office worker asked,

OFFICE WORKER – How many children do you have?

WOMAN – Ten.

OFFICE WORKER – What are their names?

WOMAN – David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David.

OFFICE WORKER – They’re all named David? What if you wanted them to come in from playing outside?

WOMAN – Oh that’s easy. I just call David and they all come running.

OFFICE WORKER – And if you wanted them to come to the table for dinner?

WOMAN – I just say, David come eat your dinner?

OFFICE WORKER – But what if you wanted just one of them to do something?

WOMAN – That’s easy. I use their last name!

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol




George Foreman and his five sons all named "George" are not amused.



because his got the same last name....

they wish he woulda thought ahead....

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

"don't lie, U want some love that'll make U cry."

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Reply #7 posted 03/27/19 6:47am

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Reply #8 posted 03/27/19 7:55am

KingBAD

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Reply #10 posted 03/29/19 1:50pm

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JorisE73 said:

KingBAD said:

somebody remembers...

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol


thumbs up!

Ha! That was the FIRST thing I thought when I saw the thread. Gainesville Green it was called.....

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