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Thread started 12/27/13 10:43am

Gunsnhalen

Confessions Of Orgers

1. I have bench pressed to Kenny G and Lionel Richie.

2. I have put my pubic hair in someone's coke. (I was 12)

3. I punched a duck.

4. I tried to join the illuminati three times. But they seriously want that orgy with will smith, Chris brown, Tom
Cruise, and Richard Simmons to happen.

5. You're a whore

6. I had relations with Dan. Back when he was Thai, before he turned Chinese.


What are y'all confessions?
Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener

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Reply #1 posted 12/27/13 1:23pm

clubon36

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#5 & #6 lol

Mine:
1. I love the McRib
2. I like birdwatching boxed
3. I'm arrogant, but try to hide it
4. I'm too good for you
5. 2014 is going to be a good year!

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Reply #2 posted 12/27/13 1:30pm

wildgoldenhone
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At the beginning of the year I wrote a letter to my ex just to say hi. I may write another to him just to say hi again. Maybe he'll write back and tell me to stop writing because his wife razz wants me to stop writing to him. No, I'm not stalking him. giggle But I'm hoping that he'll share pictures of his baby with me (if he has any now).




[Edited 12/27/13 14:06pm]

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Reply #3 posted 12/27/13 2:19pm

PurpleJedi

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1. I have Abba and Barbara Streisand on my MP3 player. disbelief purse

2. I pee'd on a frog when I was 6. evillol (Rodeoschro are you listening?)

3. I'm going on 3 years without. dead (Does this mean I'm a virgin again?)

4. I paid $1,307.88 INTEREST on a $1,000 loan. sigh (But Seattle was worth it!!!)
5. I'm driving five months now with an expired Vehicle Inspection sticker. boxed

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #4 posted 12/27/13 3:26pm

ThisOne

Oops!!!!

Silly me!!!

It doesn't matter anyway. cool
[Edited 12/28/13 12:59pm]
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Reply #5 posted 12/27/13 3:28pm

ThisOne

Double oopsie smile
[Edited 12/28/13 12:01pm]
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Reply #6 posted 12/27/13 8:20pm

Gunsnhalen

clubon36 said:

#5 & #6 lol

Mine:
1. I love the McRib
2. I like birdwatching boxed
3. I'm arrogant, but try to hide it
4. I'm too good for you
5. 2014 is going to be a good year!

McRib confused oh no that and the mcgriddle are shit machines lol

Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener

All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen

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Reply #7 posted 12/27/13 8:25pm

Gunsnhalen

PurpleJedi said:

1. I have Abba and Barbara Streisand on my MP3 player. disbelief purse

2. I pee'd on a frog when I was 6. evillol (Rodeoschro are you listening?)

3. I'm going on 3 years without. dead (Does this mean I'm a virgin again?)

4. I paid $1,307.88 INTEREST on a $1,000 loan. sigh (But Seattle was worth it!!!)
5. I'm driving five months now with an expired Vehicle Inspection sticker. boxed

you will never unvirginize yourself lol

Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener

All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen

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Reply #8 posted 12/28/13 10:09am

Rococo

1. I shoplifted once.

2. I was on a bus ride from Guadalajara Mexico To San Francisco,California without underware.

3. I want to be a drag queen.

4.i stole a bag a weed from a "friend" and then sold it to him.

5. I won miss galatica 2055

6.i like the smell of new books

i wonder which ones are real?

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Reply #9 posted 12/28/13 10:22am

missfee

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1. My favorite pig out food is Papa John's pizza.

2. I can't get 60 minutes of cardio in at the gym unless I'm watching and listening to the 80's music video channel on the machine.

3. I go to 3 different grocery stores to do my grocery shopping (all in the same day).

4. Sometimes I go 3-4 days without checking my mailbox.

5. I don't take the trash out after dark.

6. Lately, I've been obsessed with makeup.

7. Unless I'm going to the gym, I never leave the house without wearing perfume.

8. By June 2014, I'm going to lose 30 pounds.

I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince.
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Reply #10 posted 12/28/13 10:26am

RodeoSchro

PurpleJedi said:

2. I pee'd on a frog when I was 6. evillol (Rodeoschro are you listening?)
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Reply #11 posted 12/28/13 10:47am

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1) I have a lot of clothes, I mean a lot. Well, I do like choices.

2) I officially became an Uncle.

3) I love sitcoms.

4) I love french fries.

( I'm going to wear some super hip clothes, eat some fries, and watch sitcoms, while still holding on to the title of Uncle, today.)

99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment
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Reply #12 posted 12/28/13 11:05am

Gunsnhalen

Rococo said:

1. I shoplifted once.

2. I was on a bus ride from Guadalajara Mexico To San Francisco,California without underware.

3. I want to be a drag queen.

4.i stole a bag a weed from a "friend" and then sold it to him.

5. I won miss galatica 2055

6.i like the smell of new books

i wonder which ones are real?

This needs to be an album. You could be the gay Joni Mitchel.

Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener

All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen

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Reply #13 posted 12/28/13 11:06am

Gunsnhalen

missfee said:

1. My favorite pig out food is Papa John's pizza.

2. I can't get 60 minutes of cardio in at the gym unless I'm watching and listening to the 80's music video channel on the machine.

3. I go to 3 different grocery stores to do my grocery shopping (all in the same day).

4. Sometimes I go 3-4 days without checking my mailbox.

5. I don't take the trash out after dark.

6. Lately, I've been obsessed with makeup.

7. Unless I'm going to the gym, I never leave the house without wearing perfume.

8. By June 2014, I'm going to lose 30 pounds.

lol lol lol lol lol lol that 80's workout doe.
I don't take the trash out in my hometown... after 8. So many junkies and crazy teens hang in the alley ways.

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Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener

All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen

Datdonkeydick- Asherfierce

Gary Hunts Album Isn't That Good- Soulalive
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Reply #14 posted 12/28/13 12:04pm

ThisOne

wildgoldenhoney said:

At the beginning of the year I wrote a letter to my ex just to say hi. I may write another to him just to say hi again. Maybe he'll write back and tell me to stop writing because his wife razz wants me to stop writing to him. No, I'm not stalking him. giggle But I'm hoping that he'll share pictures of his baby with me (if he has any now).





[Edited 12/27/13 14:06pm]




U know what????? If it helps u then just keep on writing!!!!
Maybe he will understand that u r happy with being friends - well for now anyway wink
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Reply #15 posted 12/28/13 1:53pm

Rococo

Gunsnhalen said:



Rococo said:


1. I shoplifted once.


2. I was on a bus ride from Guadalajara Mexico To San Francisco,California without underware.


3. I want to be a drag queen.


4.i stole a bag a weed from a "friend" and then sold it to him.


5. I won miss galatica 2055


6.i like the smell of new books



i wonder which ones are real?



This needs to be an album. You could be the gay Joni Mitchel.



Oh childe that be a good idea
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Reply #16 posted 12/28/13 4:38pm

tinaz

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I can not bring myself to pay over $100.00 for a purse..

I consider myself Agnostic but love Gospel music and everything CHRISTMAS!



I am a complete sugar whore..


I downloaded a Justin Biebers "Girlfriend" when it came out..


I am one of those people who has an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day..


I love to shop online... A bit TOO much!


I too have stolen a bag of weed! From people I was babysitting for when I was in highschool lol







~~~~~ Oh that´╗┐ voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~
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Reply #17 posted 12/28/13 4:42pm

missfee

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Gunsnhalen said:

missfee said:

1. My favorite pig out food is Papa John's pizza.

2. I can't get 60 minutes of cardio in at the gym unless I'm watching and listening to the 80's music video channel on the machine.

3. I go to 3 different grocery stores to do my grocery shopping (all in the same day).

4. Sometimes I go 3-4 days without checking my mailbox.

5. I don't take the trash out after dark.

6. Lately, I've been obsessed with makeup.

7. Unless I'm going to the gym, I never leave the house without wearing perfume.

8. By June 2014, I'm going to lose 30 pounds.

lol lol lol lol lol lol that 80's workout doe.
I don't take the trash out in my hometown... after 8. So many junkies and crazy teens hang in the alley ways.

[Edited 12/28/13 11:06am]

lol Seriously. There's nothing like working out to the "Neutron Dance (The Pointer Sisters)", "Dream About You (Dan Hartman)", "Sledgehammer (Peter Gabriel)", "I'm Looking For A New Love (Jody Watley), "Danger Zone (Kenny Loggins)" and "Girl You Know It's True (Milli Vanilli)".

I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince.
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Reply #18 posted 12/28/13 4:55pm

tinaz

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I also HATE to wear underware.... HATE!

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Reply #19 posted 12/28/13 6:03pm

missfee

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tinaz said:





I also HATE to wear underware.... HATE!

Which reminds me....

9. I don't wear underwear when I work out at the gym nor to bed at night.

I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince.
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Reply #20 posted 12/28/13 6:45pm

LadyCasanova

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1) In (third?) grade I stapled my thumb, just because I wanted to see how it felt.

2) In sixth grade I walked home in the dark, because I didn't want to kiss a certain boy while
playing spin the bottle. (It was a few miles)
3) I own the Twilight series. hrmph
4) I miss Imago. sigh
5) I told my friend that she can eat my ashes after I die.
6) In high school I locked my brother in the garage so I wouldn't have to deal with his shit.
7) In high school I had a crush on three teachers, all of which were over the age of 50. I
masturbated in one of their homes.

"Aren't you even curious? Don't you want to see the dragon behind the door?"
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Reply #21 posted 12/28/13 7:29pm

JoeTyler

things I'm ashamed of:

-I once stalked (physically and online) a 20 yo female (I was 22 at that time)

-I have killed for fun (no, not human beings, for crying out loud!)

-sometimes I've wished some family members to die (heat of the moment)

things I'm not ashamed of:

-sometimes I allow women to fuck me in the ass

-threesomes are fun (two girls, or two boys, doesn't matter)

-I have stolen cd's and food (but not money)

-I've downloaded certain movies & music

-I often use female underwear

-I sometimes wear female blouses

tinkerbell
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Reply #22 posted 12/28/13 9:37pm

morningsong

I love jello.

I really messed up my graduating from high school because I was madly in love with a guy who went to city college next to my school so I spend every moment i could over there waiting for him in their cafeteria while he was in class. confused

I spent overnight in juvie for shopping lifting, but I guess the store didn't press charges because they let me go the next afternoon without having a parent come get me.

My right hip itches a tiny bit when I get very sleepy and I'm not already in bed.

I'm kind of stoked I ran into the guy I had a giddy crush on 15+ years ago after thinking about him and his wife the night before wondering how they were doing, they're great and he's still adorable, they both are actually.

I eat a pomegranate almost every night while they're in season, it's become an obsessive tradition.

I kinda like my boyfriend, he alright.
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Reply #23 posted 12/28/13 10:17pm

Gunsnhalen

JoeTyler said:

things I'm ashamed of:

-I once stalked (physically and online) a 20 yo female (I was 22 at that time)

-I have killed for fun (no, not human beings, for crying out loud!)

-sometimes I've wished some family members to die (heat of the moment)

things I'm not ashamed of:

-sometimes I allow women to fuck me in the ass

-threesomes are fun (two girls, or two boys, doesn't matter)

-I have stolen cd's and food (but not money)

-I've downloaded certain movies & music

-I often use female underwear

-I sometimes wear female blouses

Are all the now ashamed of true? lol damn never a dull moment.

Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener

All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen

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Reply #24 posted 12/29/13 3:03pm

Cloudbuster

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JoeTyler said:

-sometimes I allow women to fuck me in the ass


Are you sure that they're women? razz

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Reply #25 posted 12/29/13 3:32pm

Gunsnhalen

Cloudbuster said:

JoeTyler said:

-sometimes I allow women to fuck me in the ass


Are you sure that they're women? razz

Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener

All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen

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Reply #26 posted 12/29/13 4:12pm

Cloudbuster

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I'm guessing that the one on the left belongs to Prince. smile

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Reply #27 posted 12/31/13 7:05pm

wildgoldenhone
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I can't and don't dance. pout

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Reply #28 posted 01/04/14 11:03am

sexton

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PurpleJedi said:

1. I have Abba and Barbara Streisand on my MP3 player. disbelief purse


I have every ABBA album on my phone. As well as every Dusty Springfield album, every Goldfrapp album and every Saint Etienne album and almost no one else. My phone is very purse

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Reply #29 posted 01/06/14 6:51am

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sexton said:

PurpleJedi said:

1. I have Abba and Barbara Streisand on my MP3 player. disbelief purse


I have every ABBA album on my phone. As well as every Dusty Springfield album, every Goldfrapp album and every Saint Etienne album and almost no one else. My phone is very purse


highfive

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