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Thread started 05/03/13 1:17am

funkpill

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She Married And Had 13 Children

Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children.

Again, Her husband died.

But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.

Alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they’re finally together.”

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend,

“Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?”

The friend replied, “I think he means her legs.” confused

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Reply #1 posted 05/03/13 1:49am

Serious

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eek lol lol

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Reply #2 posted 05/03/13 3:14am

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shake lol




Happy Friday!

hug


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #3 posted 05/03/13 3:27am

Stymie

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Reply #4 posted 05/03/13 3:28am

ThisOne

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Reply #5 posted 05/03/13 8:42am

PurpleJedi

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Happy Friday everyone!

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #6 posted 05/03/13 8:52am

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eek lol

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Reply #7 posted 05/03/13 10:03am

Billmenever

funkpill said:

Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children.

Again, Her husband died.

But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.

Alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they’re finally together.”

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend,

“Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?”

The friend replied, “I think he means her legs.” confused

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Reply #8 posted 05/03/13 10:22am

Nothinbutjoy

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Happy Friday Funkhoney!

hug martini rose

I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #9 posted 05/03/13 10:32am

paintedlady

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Reply #10 posted 05/03/13 11:40am

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Reply #15 posted 05/03/13 5:13pm

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I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09 woot! dancing jig
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Reply #16 posted 05/03/13 10:43pm

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lol

Though it does raise a valid point who would she have been buried with?
[Edited 5/3/13 22:43pm]
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Reply #17 posted 05/06/13 11:04am

Ace

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funkpill said:

Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children.

Again, Her husband died.

But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.

Alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they’re finally together.”

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend,

“Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?”

The friend replied, “I think he means her legs.” confused

An oldie, but a goodie. biggrin

"Acceptance, forgiveness, and love."
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