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Thread started 06/13/09 4:52pm

Nothinbutjoy

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What is your favorite insult?

Whether you've heard it somewhere. You've said it yourself, or you just think it in your head.

"I know you are, but what am I?"

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person."

or something a bit more creative or meaner. lol
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Reply #1 posted 06/13/09 4:53pm

Imago

"Your chair woman of the iddy biddy titty comity."


It's stupid now, but it was sooooo effective in middle school.
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Reply #2 posted 06/13/09 4:55pm

Horsefeathers

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Shut up, you amoral and unpleasant-by-your-own-free-will-and-not-due-to-any-systemic-dysfunction-organic-or-otherwise person.
Murica: at least it's not Sudan.
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Reply #3 posted 06/13/09 4:55pm

Nothinbutjoy

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Must have been middle school w/ that improper use of "your"


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Reply #4 posted 06/13/09 4:56pm

Imago

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Reply #5 posted 06/13/09 4:56pm

Nothinbutjoy

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Horsefeathers said:

Shut up, you amoral and unpleasant-by-your-own-free-will-and-not-due-to-any-systemic-dysfunction-organic-or-otherwise person.



I'm thinking you say this one in your head.
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Reply #6 posted 06/13/09 4:57pm

Nothinbutjoy

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Imago said:

lock




giggle


I've noticed you use that one a lot.
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Reply #7 posted 06/13/09 5:01pm

Imago

I love this one that Emo Phillips once told.



He approached a woman at a bar and asked her to go back to his room for some nookie.


She said "I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth."

He replied, "Well, if I was the last man on earth, you wouldn't even be allowed in line."

lol
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Reply #8 posted 06/13/09 5:05pm

Nothinbutjoy

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Imago said:

I love this one that Emo Phillips once told.



He approached a woman at a bar and asked her to go back to his room for some nookie.


She said "I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth."

He replied, "Well, if I was the last man on earth, you wouldn't even be allowed in line."

lol



lol Good one
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Reply #9 posted 06/13/09 5:16pm

SequentusBeta

"100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?"
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Reply #10 posted 06/13/09 5:22pm

EmeraldSkies

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Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is

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Reply #11 posted 06/13/09 5:24pm

jockeyb4u

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"Hey! your thread is just like Imagos!"
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Reply #12 posted 06/13/09 5:27pm

Honey

SequentusBeta said:

"100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?"


LMAO
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Reply #13 posted 06/13/09 5:37pm

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EmeraldSkies said:

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory


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Reply #14 posted 06/13/09 6:02pm

MrsGoodnight

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And you are WHO? And you know WHAT? :withering look:

This line is legendary in my circle of friends - coined by my good friend Julie, dished out to some lecherous bloke who came sniffing and tried to sidle into our private conversation in a nightclub about 10 years ago. Still used on a regular basis, all these years later thumbs up!
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Reply #15 posted 06/13/09 6:05pm

heybaby

stupid is as stupid does

asswipe in the making

help me to help you

we are not laughing with you
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Reply #16 posted 06/13/09 6:28pm

Nothinbutjoy

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falloff

Love them!
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Reply #17 posted 06/13/09 7:05pm

Honey

"Whatever!"
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Reply #18 posted 06/13/09 7:09pm

thekidsgirl

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'ya mama!' rolleyes





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Reply #19 posted 06/13/09 10:17pm

BobGeorge909

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I used tog et a good kick out of calling people "used tampons"...That was when I was little...I've updated the term to "cunt rag"
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Reply #20 posted 06/13/09 10:48pm

Cinnie

SequentusBeta said:

"100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?"

EmeraldSkies said:

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

spit

lol
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Reply #21 posted 06/13/09 10:49pm

Protege

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thekidsgirl said:

'ya mama!' rolleyes





lock

touched

HE'S COMING AGAIN
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Reply #22 posted 06/13/09 10:51pm

psychodelicide

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* The village just called and reported that their idiot is missing.
* You're a wasted human being.
* I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
[Edited 6/13/09 22:52pm]
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"She probably found her vagina". lol
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Reply #23 posted 06/13/09 10:53pm

Cinnie

psychodelicide said:

The village just called and reported that their idiot is missing.


I heard that one go like "Somewhere, a village is missing their idiot" lol
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Reply #24 posted 06/13/09 11:04pm

psychodelicide

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Cinnie said:

psychodelicide said:

The village just called and reported that their idiot is missing.


I heard that one go like "Somewhere, a village is missing their idiot" lol


lol That one works as well. nod
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"She probably found her vagina". lol
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Reply #25 posted 06/14/09 1:04am

newpowersoul

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its not that he has a small penis, it's that u have a big vagina (make big vagina sign with hands) lol
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Reply #26 posted 06/14/09 4:00am

Huggiebear

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British comedies from the 80s provide the best, especially Blackadder (eg Prince Minibrain), but one of my favourites is from the first series of the Young ones 1982 Mike "I won't say you're predictable, but there are as yet undiscovered tribes in the Amazonian rainforest who knew what you were going to say next"
So what are u going 2 do? R u just gonna sit there and watch? I'm not gonna stop until the war is over. Its gonna take a long time
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Reply #27 posted 06/14/09 7:34am

PunkMistress

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Fuck you.
It's what you make it.
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Reply #28 posted 06/14/09 7:42am

ThreadBare

I don't really insult people. The best one I can think of off the top of my head is:

"Yeah? Well, you're YOU!!!"

I bet that, when expertly delivered, would just ruin some ne'er-do-well's day. hmmm
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Reply #29 posted 06/14/09 9:43am

heybaby

PunkMistress said:

Fuck you.

HaHaha I thought about that but wanted to post something different. simple and to the point.
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